i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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