we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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