The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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