omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
