So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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