Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
This baby is an asshole
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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