Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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