your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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