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i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

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what?

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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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(612): i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn (952): what? (612): i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn http://tfl.nu/vdma

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Public safety found my id!

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And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.

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(248): Public safety found my id! (248): And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had. http://tfl.nu/apb6

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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms

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(336): christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms http://tfl.nu/f1de

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?

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(610): you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us? http://tfl.nu/gp4k

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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.

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(423): pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards. http://tfl.nu/9pdc

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Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.

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(620): Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians. http://tfl.nu/2mf6

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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love

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(905): he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love http://tfl.nu/0ny7

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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts

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(314): I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts http://tfl.nu/krja

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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.

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(412): So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now. http://tfl.nu/x0w2

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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".

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(540): Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!". http://tfl.nu/uep9

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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.

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(317): This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me. http://tfl.nu/qrey

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I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.

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(306): I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later. http://tfl.nu/c155

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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.

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(317): That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal. http://tfl.nu/kp6j

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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.

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(801): You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that. http://tfl.nu/if9w

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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes

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(561): If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes http://tfl.nu/y5re

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