Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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