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• (831): View more from California

  you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv

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  we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle

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  Haha, Tuesday man

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Hello my rib-scented angel!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?

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