Yo dont text me then not text me
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize