Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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