No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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