Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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