My boss' voice literally gives me gas
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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