is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i've created a new STD.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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