I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
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Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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