do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he told me I talked like a deaf person
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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