she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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