i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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