Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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