well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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