i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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