I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
lets start a swedish sibling band together
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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