how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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