So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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