We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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