operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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