5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize