I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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