Plan B is the new Plan A
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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