The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Randomize
