You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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