He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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