That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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