so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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