i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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