You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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