This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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