Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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