Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He kissed a someone with a penis
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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