You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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