Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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