Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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