we're blogging at a bar
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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