Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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