matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I need help removing her.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
