I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My cat gives me a boner
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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