HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I wish I only lived at night.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
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His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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