its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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