I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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