this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Life is so much better after having sex.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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