walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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