goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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