I look better un-naked...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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