I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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