I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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