Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Someone signed my nipple.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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