please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize