Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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